Василий Жовнер

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[ron potts @ron0324]

"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"

[Михаил Вычегжанинов @e1amoo12]

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear

[Ron Sheridan @rssron]

Fire and water.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

it can be bullet by bullet, missile by missile.

[Patricia Bos @RogierPatricia]

The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct

[Константин Сметанщи @ksmetan18115074]

We give nothing as willingly as our advice.

[Фёдор Манушкин @fmanushkin1]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Фёдор Лисниченко @flisnichenko1]

life.

[Акилина Луховитинa @sanek_abr]

it didn't happen.

[Masih diet @romieyudhistira]

Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.

[Rosalie Novales @Babyrose024]

together: the Teflon-coated wok.

[Елизавета Рагозинин @eragozinina2]

To every exception there is a rule.

[Владимир Сукач @bar0nes47052330]

handy.

[Ronny olhier @Ronnyolhier]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Лада Степченковa @AAare1979]

Memories of you remind me of you.

[Екатерина Гомозовa @ANuleffka1990]

Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too

[Акилина Барановa @ABixxaa2]

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.