Joey

Bad sports teams, worse hot takes and prob some selfies next to a castle with iced coffee in it

[Seth Rollins @WWERollins]

*Beastslayer

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

This would be the most moronic move possible which knowing Brodie I can see it happening

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

The Mets’ consideration of a deal for Marcus Stroman, in their Noah Syndergaard machinations, is absolutely bizarre. Stroman can impact two pennant races before free agency— and Mets aren’t in a race this year. It would be a waste.

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

I’m really not sure on it for them they need to get a starter there’s no question but now that I doubt Bumgarner will be on the market idk bc I think he would have been cheaper and a more proven commodity than Stroman and Noah

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

People are gonna irrationally turn on Cashman quick if he doesn’t get a big time starter at the deadline

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Imagine reporting to camp, as the best RB in the league without being paid what you’re worth, not a good sign 💤

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

That’s literally what I get paid to do Darren.

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Here come them trade talks.

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

Dudes gonna end up in Houston and come into his own lmao

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Rival evaluators say they believe the Mets are fully intent on dealing Noah Syndergaard before the trade deadline. "It's beyond listening," said one. "They want to move him."

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

Lover power rankings so far #taylorswift

1. The archer
2. You need to calm down
3. ME!

[Shawn Walker @_shawndagoat]

My Uber driver stirring wheel came off😭😭😭

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

You’re messing your brothers career up but more importantly you’re putting other people’s lives at risk selfishly because you’re an idiot

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

Uber, lyft, designated driver

It’s 2019 no excuse.. not for nothing this looks especially worse after they mentioned it Monday on #raw

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

TMZ reported that Jimmy Uso has been arrested again. This has to stop. WWE will probably issue statements saying he's responsible for his own actions, but if this continues, he will probably be responsible for something a lot worse.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

What they lack in a Twitter presence, Sam and Jamison make up for it with football skills.

1⃣4⃣➡️8⃣2⃣ | #JetsCamp

[trang anh @tranganhdong]

why am i crying

[Joey @ohHeyJoeyP]

“Awake in the night, I pace like a ghost

The room is on fire, invisible smoke”

🏹🏹

[LinkedIn @LinkedIn]

Sometimes you're the archer. Sometimes you're the prey. And sometimes @TaylorSwift13 drops a new song when you're trying to be productive on a Wednesday.

[leo @leonardcowalski]

I fucking love this photo