William Wheeler

Eventually, someone’s gonna laugh...

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

Don’t make me start it up again, cuz I will...

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

I’m tea asf fr

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@endingwithali Haha nah

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@awaitingtrial Nuh uh, the walk in is a safe space, this is inhumane

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@crazyybrazee @xolindse I miss modern baseball

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@Chunky_Kong_Ape @DonkeyKongApe Have mercy chunky, he just had a bad one

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@justaskabbyyy @crazyybrazee I never bomb, different Will

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@crazyybrazee man you owe me kolaches. I take that shit serious. Pay up some kolach or else.

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

I think I just wanna spend the day eating sandwiches and getting mad at tik tok zodiac guessers. Thinking I’m a damn Gemini come on.

[caroline @line_not_lynn]

i’m gonna be real. i’m not lookin at your 2021 dump

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@maddiebeth99 Yeah whatever

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

I wanna be an adult in a ball pit. I just wanna be in the ball pit. What’s stopping me, a grown man, from being in the ball pit except the gaze of other more venerable folk.

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

Chumby got a Wumbo the size of Chattanooga

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@iamadelemonade Yes

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@jessmoehlman I’m a Scorpio, and that’s why I don’t want to go out with you... oof

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

They’re putting laxatives in dairy products, don’t relax be worried.

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@Melanieg18 Ahaha Mac n Cheese!

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@_MadelineLacey Ooh can you grab me a traffic?

[William Wheeler @oh_Wheel]

@line_not_lynn This is ridiculous what? Who do we have to spam call to get this approved