StephANIE

nice to people & animals

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Isn't it cool that I'm just like a sexier version of my dad

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LYLAS (love ya like a situtionship)

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Not sure if I'm a gossip or if I watch too much Real Housewives and know how friendships actually work

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Rise and grind more like fall (asleep) and grind (my teeth)

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Every man is time blind and refuses to eat their pizza crust #yesallmen

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Slowly finding out that most people don't agree that Crispin Glover is a universal sex symbol and this is upsetting/confusing to me

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Things that feel illegal but aren't? Watching 'While You Were Sleeping' with my father & me getting horny as hell for Bill Pullman

[clare @sadderlizards]

bro you are like disturbingly susceptible to propaganda

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Kim Kardashian was right. I, a nobody, would rather not work anymore!!

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Why would I use a napkin when my whole body is covered in cloth

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WTF @ColectivoCoffee WHERE IS MY TOFU BURRITO 😭😭 #sad

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@TheSloppyBoys Ok I thought the Q was best fall song

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@TheSloppyBoys Spooky scary skeletons!!

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Hotel Transylvania is just Father of the Bride for monsters

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I am becoming less and less OK with topless men

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Allowing my fitbit to gaslight me into thinking I had a good night's sleep

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@dunkindonuts What is this color!?! It looks like tea and tastes like they brewed a whole pot with 1 bean

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Movies about the trials & tribulations of life and getting older really piss me off once you find out the main character is like 28yo

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Merry Christmas Eve!

Today isn't Christmas and don't call me Eve.

[StephANIE @oh_hi_steph]

If a new restaurant opens and doesn't have AT LEAST one plant based option it means they have a shitty chef and the business is bound to fail. #idontmaketherules

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Nature (my moon sign) vs nurture (my parents moon signs)