oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀

What up im jared im 19 and i never
fuckin learned how to read

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

the mood today is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (dats me yellin)

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

BEEN REALLY GETTING INTO HURTING MYSELF WITH JUST A FEW THOUGHTS. BEEN TRYING TO HURT MYSELF WITH ONE REALLY BIG SUCCINCT THOUGHT. SO THAT IT’S LIKE MORE EFFICIENT.

[trin @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

@Pallukun @16pxl went to the yelp page of the business this is referencing and I think that guess is a pretty safe bet based on this review from over a year ago

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

the writer of Willing and Able thinks he's seeing the gates of heaven 🫵🏼😂

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

idk I've only even been to someone's who was 28

[⚢reign @r31gnn]

going to a funeral for a 27 year old like how do you even deal with that

[spong @spongplush]

really gives you perspective……….

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

#doinmythangsummer

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Good idea! Fuck them both.

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

do you think we're bugs together in every lifetime

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

shane hollander vs. ilya rozanov

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

a beautiful lady named Extreme Heat Warning keeps sending me notifications on my phone

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

dude youths are so scary these days I basically had to talk my 18 y/o patient out of being the next patrick bateman today with all the obsessive health biohacking peptide hormone glp reddit tiktok chatgpt BS misinformation that's out there. A TEENAGER

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

why do these look like my parents fighting

[latina hannibal lecter @morbidmomo]

thai tea sugar cookies :))

[popsee @qopsee99]

I could fuck up a chicken case idea rn

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

@birdie1221 no you're right and I needed to see THEM talk about it!!!

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

I bet being a cat and biting into some cardboard with your lil fangs feels good asf

[oh, slurm? ❤️‍🔥🥀 @oh_slurm]

shane definitely would have made up a lie about why he got into a yelling match on-ice with scott hunter, at least to his parents. what do we think he would have said

[debs 🏒🩸 IWTV/TVL spoilers @ilyaslestat]

what is a detail in heated rivalry you don't think the fandom talks about enough?

[alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham]

tour guide at the capitol: do you know why there are thirteen statues in this room?
my kid: is it because of taylor swift