Boss at the new job sends me an email today.
“Do you have the originals from the May meeting? I’m looking for this document and it hasn’t been scanned in. Please scan it and send it to me.”
After an HOUR of sheer terror and panic I had to tell him I didn’t have it. I KNOW I’m getting fired at this point.
Boss: “oh, that’s right we didn’t present it for execution”
Me: