King of Slowpitch

1-0. That guy in your beer league. 0 errors in 2 seasons(non-consecutive).

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Last two tweets about the NBA? This is a basketball program now

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Dude could lay free throws into the basket what’re we doing

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Playoff P

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

I remember watching Moneyball and imagining that’s how all baseball teams operate, but in Philly it’s actually just Dave Dombrowski dressed as a monkey, banging cymbals

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Playoff Lenny

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

I can't unsee Jay-Z looking like he's recording people with his ring.

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

What a series, can’t wait for no baseball 2027

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Otto Kemp, Harrison Bader back to back. As expected.

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

This is terrible for the people that put “drugs” in the Venmo description

[Bryan Aguada @Bryan_Aguada]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Oklahoma QB John Mateer has allegedly engaged in sports betting, including on NCAA football games such as UCLA vs USC, according to Venmo transactions.

NCAA rules prohibit athletes from wagering on any NCAA-sanctioned events

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Brandon Marsh can’t even get a hit off of a left handed position player

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

14-19 is tough, not to mention, jelly roll and bono? Otherwise the GOAT did it again……

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Waiting for the Amtrak when a lady complains there aren’t any bathrooms. Told her anywhere is a bathroom if you’re brave enough… she did not continue our conversation.

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Ben Davis: *speaks*

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Announcers for the Phillies/Athletics series:

Tom McCarthy (Play-By-Play)
Ben Davis (Analyst)

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

@SweetSyrup69 @Tkachuckle ✍️

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

New Irish Spring 6 in 1 goes hard:
-Shampoo
-Conditioner
-Body Wash
-All-Surface
-Gasoline
-Milk

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Where is he?

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Down so bad to start baseball season that I might ask the PA Turnpike scammer for a job

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The Atlanta Braves have designated former Phillies reliever Hector Neris for assignment.

[King of Slowpitch @ohaed15]

Can’t wait for the old heads to talk about everybody’s new bat this year

[Sir Isaac Collins @BobbyMahomes157]

Steering with the A2000 #CBTM