birdymerdy💛

I have thoughts.

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

I know it’s pretty brave to stay this but I am the Kim Kardashian of my family.

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

Me and my brother aged 8 and 10

[Fox News @FoxNews]

TUG-OF-WAR: Two rats engaged in a dramatic 3-minute battle over half a bagel at a New York City subway station.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I am proud to be born a Muslim.
I am proud to be born in Somalia.
I am proud to have become an American.

None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet.

Drink some water and touch grass.

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

the silent Uber epidemic has encroached on my whimsy, nary an AirPod in sight, I must sit in silence.

[🏁 @concertleaks]

I’ve teamed up with All Things Go to give away another pair of VIP tickets!

To win:
• Follow @concertleaks & @AllThingsGo
• Like + Retweet

Good luck!!! 🍀

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

RT if your momma is also your bestie. ❤️ #LoveIslandUSA

[marlon wayans @MarlonWayans]

If @souljaboy had a career he could get cancelled for this type of slander. Luckily he ain’t been relevant since 2007.

[Alejandra @lopezalejndraxo]

Latinos voting for trump.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

I was dog called today, it’s like cat calling except mean

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

My ex a bitch, you a bitch, y’all twin sisters #bachelorette #LIUSA

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

@concertleaks @AllThingsGo New York 🤭

[🏁 @concertleaks]

I’ve teamed up with All Things Go to give away a pair of tickets to both ATG festivals in NY & MD!

To win:
• Follow @concertleaks & @AllThingsGo
• Like + Retweet

Good luck!!! 🍀 Reply w/ which location you’d like to attend!

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

Day 1 of gaslighting my family into thinking there’s a new New York Times word game @NYTGames

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

[𝒻. @300moods]

sun and moon ring

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

one day not knowing my left from my right will come back to haunt me 🤭

[birdymerdy💛 @ohahanab]

in my bag era💰🤑 (I’ve been doing experimental studies for a month to make money and I only get paid 10/hour with my most common side effect being nausea)