Happy fake birthday, America! As a gift, you get a bunch of roided out closeted men performing simulated sodomy at the White House! Also, a president who just gave the Islamic Republic's asshole a tongue bath after needlessly killing our troops for nothing! WOOHOO! AMERICA!
it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+
JD Vance will one day have to explain to his kids how he protected a pedophile rapist and covered up the rapes of many teenagers and children.
Cheers if you think JD Vance is a pork-bellied, pedo-protecting skid mark 🍻
@EricTrump@ufc@danawhite Doesn’t confirm anything. Just because you called him and threatened him if he didn’t delete, doesn’t explain why it posted it in the first place.
Actually, this post makes it seem all that more likely that you DID in fact as him those quotes just sayin’
So, this loser just sold out the entire country and gave Iran everything they wanted just so he could announce a peace deal on his birthday. We have allowed one man’s fragile ego to destroy our republic.
Iran says it forced Trump into signing the peace agreement because he was cornered.
America has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds.
They will unfreeze another $24 billion in Iranian assets.
And they will release $12 billion before negotiations have even properly started.
Iran will also collect toll fees from ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz.
Somewhere, Barack Obama is probably laughing his head off.
Donald Trump acaba de firmar un acuerdo de paz con Irán donde se cumplen todas las pretensiones iraníes:
-Se liberan los activos congelados de Irán.
-Se levanta el bloqueo naval de Estados Unidos.
-Israel se retira y abandona completamente el Líbano.
-Estados Unidos compensa económicamente a Teherán por los daños.
-Estados Unidos baja la cabeza y acepta que no va a poder remover el gobierno de los Ayatollahs.
Todo para que el régimen iraní reabra el estrecho de Ormuz que estaba abierto antes de que empiece la guerra. Trump perdió decenas de hombres, aviones, vehículos, radares, drones y millones de dólares. Esta es una de las peores catástrofes militares en décadas para Estados Unidos.
No hay otra palabra que se me ocurra que no sea HUMILLACIÓN.
What’s has the Iran war achieved…at all?
Even if the “deal” (which is an MOU at best) is executed to perfection, nearly every material condition has been made worse for the American people.
At least 13 American lives lost. Tens of billions of taxpayer dollars down the drain. Jacked up prices of gas and groceries by billions and counting. Completely disrupted the global economy for the foreseeable future and further alienated us from our allies.
Meanwhile Iran still has their nuclear material, for now. A more radical regime is in place—which we will now flush with billions in cash and sanctions relief. The regime has confirmed their ability to shut down global trade in a whim. And a generation of Iranians will now be radicalized against the U.S. and our interests.
A complete mess. Will go down as one of the biggest foreign policy and political blunders in modern history, which is saying a lot.
Iran just leaked the receipts on the new deal, and it looks like a total US capitulation.
According to Mehr News, Tehran claims Washington locked in a staggering $300 BILLION in direct reconstruction funds. Even wilder? They're allegedly getting $24B in frozen assets unfrozen, with $12B handed over upfront just to sit down at the table.
This completely torches Trump’s narrative that Iran wouldn't get a single cent.
Trump is trapped.
This is a massive checkmate.
"Kill them all*, Pete Hegseth reportedly said after learning that fisherman had somehow & against all odds survived the bombing he'd just ordered.
I will never let myself become desensitized to this.
It will never not make me sick to my stomach with shame.
This is not residual algae. This is not sabotage. This is not sea monkeys. This is not going away. This is the result of incompetence and creating a heat sink in a shallow non chlorinated pool.
Of course, I am happy that the Strait of Hormuz will soon be open. That's a good outcome for the entire global economy.
But the Strait was opened before the war. We did not need a war to keep it open.
Screwworm is a flesh-eating parasite that has now been identified in Texas. Arizona & New Mexico are next.
It devastated cattle in the 50’d/60’s and led to sky high beef prices.
Want to guess who cut funding for a project dedicated to monitoring screwworm?
Elon's DOGE.