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professional guesser/nosebleed gambler

[elevens @oharehedge]

when the market is slow or I'm in a drawdown the only thing that keeps me motivated is the fact that I am completely unemployable at this point

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@EternaLEnVy1991 i think they would probably be a good hang

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@irigstocks I’m supposed to know what these companies are??

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Some rare edge leak for u guys $bsp

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Nasdaq suck my balls

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wow I can't believe they cancelled them

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@DeludedVision Plus it didn’t just teleport there’s plenty of vol going off between

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@DeludedVision nah doubt it

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@irigstocks Put him in the soup

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One glance at the KOSPI and you woulda known this already

[prgrssnx @prgrssnx]

korean economy has gotten to the point where the second cultural export behind kpop is media depicting characters trying to escape financial dystopia in increasingly high risk ways

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Riding in the back seat of a Tesla is an all time bad experience. If I call an uber and it’s a Tesla I just instantly cancel.

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gf turned my dog chinese

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@Kalshi FUCK

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@A_May_MD I mean you’re definitely right and ultimately the stock will trade much lower but in my experience shitcos go up just because they shouldn’t. It’s also a fairly thin stock so doesn’t take much notionally to move big

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@CryptoGoo5e Have you thought about using options if you want to have an anticipatory position? Might be easier just to risk the premium once rather than get chopped up

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@GAAPitalGains

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If it happens this frequently is it really a swan or are u just bad? $JAGX