Jave

[Jave @ohbejave]

Either I’m really good at mazes or this cereal is for children

[Jave @ohbejave]

a phone that lets you send smells

[Jave @ohbejave]

i used to be scared of emails now emails should be scared of me

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Me but with sopranos accent:

Hey whats that guys name again? The robot cop? You know da robot cop he’s like a-half-a-robot-half-a-cop?

You know uh, all the strengths of a cop, all the weaknesses of a robot? Da robot cop?

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correction: this is actually my pants to my butt after my morning coffee

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me to my pants after my morning coffee

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i am the eggman

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I used chatgpt to help me figure out what to make for dinner.

I call it ChefGPT.
Or Chatatouille if you prefer.

[Jave @ohbejave]

im out here riding my bike slow as fuck not even peddling

[Jave @ohbejave]

from the rain! omg you guys grow up

[Jave @ohbejave]

walking in wet with the drink that made you wet

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every time i start a rumor the extra channel “extra” sound byte plays

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@maybe_maryy_

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got my favorite kind of uber driver today, the kind that mumbles “what the fuck” the entire ride

[Jave @ohbejave]

the difference between me and an octupus? i would never get trapped in a jar

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The FIFA Women’s World Cuck™️

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the fifa world cuck™️

[Jave @ohbejave]

i am become piss, destroyer of pants

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idc if they are selling gallon jugs, do not buy this flavor

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Crystal geyser sells sparkling water in a quart size bottle and then markets that a quart is bigger than a liter just to stunt on the metric system

[Jave @ohbejave]

also this is the worst flavor never buy this flavor

[Jave @ohbejave]

@clocandela damnnnn sorry brother :( stay safe out there, glad you’re both alright