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25 || writer || backwards charm

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[john @john_wilddog]

mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly

[Sal ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆ @linkshusband7]

WHAT WILL HE LOOK LIKE

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

thanks for sharing

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

Watching all of Sheinbaum’s rapid fire accomplishments in Mexico and Mamdani’s similar run in NYC makes me think that, despite all of his flaws, a Bernie Sanders presidency would have been deeply transformative for America.

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

In 10 years we’re going to see posts criticising gen alpha for spending all their money on rice when sawdust is cheaper and just as filling

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

a lot harder to brainwash people when everyone has access to all the footage and news of you slaughtering innocent children like animals you rotten fuck

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

12 of the most powerful capitalists on Earth flew to Beijing today with the US president as their chaperone

To beg the Chairman of the Communist Party of China for deals

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

The meeting lasted 15 minutes

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

Not even The Onion can out-satire this headline

[Uncle Scam @markaprovost]

The vast majority of Americans under 50 fantasize about this every single hour tbh