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YOU are my sweetie pee 💙 Warning i edpost sometimes but its like about hating it, okay?

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

"didn't you wear that yesterday" i care about almost nothing

[arianna's shadow @virtualjew]

women in the prime of their life are staying home to eat annie’s mac n cheese and watch tubi

[c4101000 @c4101000]

i miss being 15 and wanting to kill myself this is embarrassing as an adult

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I hope they catch her and she's punished

[amelie @amellissima]

i didnt do any of this lol i sat at home on benefits

[Ake 〆 @saiseiicchiron]

Quand tu es NEET, la vie devient un tour par tour où tu ne peux faire qu'une seule action par jour. Aujourd'hui je suis allé chercher un colis, on verra demain pour la suite

[Egghidorah @egghidorah]

Saw a Pluey voter in the street and just tore their face off. Really don’t have time for that uneducated, juvenile shit.

#QUEENSWEEP #TURNMEINTOAROBOT

[🚬 @Ohcolumbianus]

do any south park fans know where newest episode is maybe up for me to see. Please #southpark #lgbtq #queer #ally #Please

[🚬 @Ohcolumbianus]

@DonnaMasini

[🚬 @Ohcolumbianus]

"about yvonne" by donna masini Lol

[feeon @prerecessiongrl]

if you break into someone's house it's a "crime", but if you only steal their clothes it becomes girlfriendmoding and you can't be held liable

[🚬 @Ohcolumbianus]

i wanna get taken so bad

[🚬 @Ohcolumbianus]

did cartmans gay ass really waych heated rivalry i cant figure out how to pirate the new episodr

[soafie @dumbgayapp]

friend [screenshotting breakup texts]: what do i say help :(
me [lacks theory of mind but for phones]: arent you the grey one

[🚬 @Ohcolumbianus]

@dumbgayapp this is a really really really good tweet i hope youre very proud of it. Not being ironic.

[🚬 @Ohcolumbianus]

@hoatanhoano @rpopetweets fuck you dude

[rika ⚢ @lesboharukawa]

this is what men being allowed on sapphic ao3 felt like sorry

[cas 🐧🐩 @campbelIbain]

this person clearly is not as afraid of sea lions as they should be

[c 🍎 @les81ans]

The illiterate crowd saying they're not gonna be reading unrivaled like Yeah I'm sure 😭