all the best, arianna

roasting myself before u can roast me

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

@theduskykitchen i'm never beating the loving working in manhattan allegations

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

@shelbyruthellis exactly. used to be me until i realized the rare situational instances it can be used productively and transformative for my personal benefit

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

@nido_jd agreed. i think if a job requires you to use it you must actively question daily what can i do myself vs. how will this tool save hours/justify the energy impact

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

as much as i’m anti-ai in personal life, the best take i heard this week is that in an ideal world ai wouldn’t take over jobs but instead provide workers with work/life balance, allowing them to actually clock out at 5

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.

Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call

Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

@modrngirls i am fucking crazy but i am free, etc.

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

sue me for loving the french

[anjali @TWlTTERHAVER]

I had to let go of my lifelong neuroticism to regain my mental and physical health and one thing I've noticed is that people get very offended when you refuse to stress yourself out in the same manner as them

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

one day i’ll be the one to lose a balloon up there

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

finding comfort in how some oddities remain constant while other variables constantly change

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

four balloons stuck on the grand central ceiling today, might be a record

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

@tumblebrutus_ yayyyyyyy

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

meanwhile getting the right girlfriend is how bands succeed

[Masha Bucher @mashadrokova]

No one talks about it but one of the reasons why startups die is founder getting a wrong girlfriend.

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

@erinisaway i used to work deep in queens and would sing out loud to myself so loudly while walking through the wind on queens blvd it was truly the only way to release my demons

[critter @BecomingCritter]

"dating out of your league" isn't real. dating is a marketplace. it's called price discovery. your value is whatever clears the market

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

@overdahedgestan showed up to work chopped as fuck yesterday but was enough to make the socially inept corner me

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

usually humbled as a nyc 8 but this week my confidence is boosted as a tech week 10

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

I’m just a highly sensitive person, with a high verbal iq, who has no filter on the internet.