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paris-based sequin enthusiast.

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@KekePalmer saying “i wouldn’t know a thing” is the ASMR we didn’t know we needed in the year of our lord, 2019. @whoweekly #SorryToThisMan

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@offmyjustice you’ve clearly never been around a single child let alone toddler

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annual beachside princesse tam tam purchase on hold this year to an utter lack of inspiration prints.
please respect my privacy at this time.

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it feels so good hating men

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@CoraCHarrington @LegendaryLade And indirectly licensed products

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happy birthday to my sexual awakening and subject of a major fight with my mom over whether I could have a poster of a boy in my room (reader, I could not).

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy 49th Birthday to Milo Ventimiglia! 🎉

One of the greatest line deliveries in television belongs to him.

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I love co sleeping with my toddler because every 30 minutes I worry if she’s too hot, and in return she sleep-punches me in the face ❤️

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@mskmalibu La crêperie at l’avant comptoir, Paris

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the only damn Leo I respect

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I just know Sophie Cunningham and I would be a tornado at a college bar

[dakota @im2hai]

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

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@ellecentral the YSL boots go harddddd

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@DumbLumiThing are you at the courtyard Marriott? That is not a small glass…

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@vivelaurent eggs are expensive but they aren’t THAT expensive

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@LVMH_Presse des propos tellement hautains, mais je ne suis pas choquée vu à quel point votre défilé était du mauvais goût (y compris vos franges)

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely baffled by homes with no pets. Like, where’s your creature?? Where’s your house mascot??

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heatwaves suck but I can always wrangle my toddler into eating fois gras and profiteroles on a terrasse and that’s why I will never move to America

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@Kat82131855 Literally saw them crossing the border at CDG

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so extremely jet lagged and I have no one to gossip with about seeing the off campus kids at CDG airport

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one day you will realize that no one understands you and it’s also the day the notebook factory explodes and also they can’t find a cure for ALS so why are we even here
What’s the point

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@jbridge4th @cricut @MichaelsStores babes I’m about to empty the silver spring location, let’s make a collab happen #knicksin5