Javeriyah🌻

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[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

@darazpk whats the point of providing vouchers when we can’t use them? Such a consistent issue

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Me saying koi masla nahi, easy scenes hain bro after going through the most traumatic experience that will change my entire perspective ,converts me into a completely person because its not that serious. 😾

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Me on my way to stalk his following list because I need to lose weight.

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

The news of my death will reach you someday. When it does,do forgive me and pray for me. If you visit my family ,spend no more than 2 hours. Attend my funeral,take heed and prepare for your own death. May Allah have mercy on all of us.

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Lets rate the things my siblings did :
Being there for me : 10/10
Stealing my chocolates/ things :3/10
Moving away from me : -100k /10
Never pressured me to get married first: 100k/10
Never picking my calls in 1st try: 1/10
Growing taller than me : -10000k/10 . (Seriously ???)

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Ama behes me yeh tou me kfi logical baat kar rhi hun . Kiya matlab Fajar parhi hai???

[Muqadas🫶 @muqadasjav]

i was so crazy back then (yesterday)

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

@muqadasjav 100

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Par bhai yeh tanki me sy glaciers ka pani kesa arha hai?

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

@muqadasjav Ily moree

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Me to younger sibling at 11:55pm: chaye peni hai?
Sibling: Haan talab to ho rahi hai
Me : jao shabash phir utho bana k pilao mujhy bhi

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Meri baat sunu bhai mene kabhi zindagi mein tukka nahi lagaya .bhai kon log hoty hain woh jo aisy e randomly tick kardety hain option. Mein hamesha parh kar.. soch samjh kar galat lagati hun.

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Absolutely no one :
Me to a hostelite friend : wesy insan ki kismat mein khawari hu tou woh dosry sooby sy bhi uth kar admission form lene ata hai.

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Princess treatment usko kehty hain jab Tum aik bandi k sath special ho rahy ho. Par tum jo kar rhy ho Shafiq usy community service kehty hain.

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

I need a minute to process after hearing "log willingly stats mein phD kar lety hain. "Hmmm . Strange .

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

How is it like to have a conversation with a person who always replies late:
You : i am sad (11:00 pm )
Other : kyun? (2:00am)
You : Telling reason (2:01am)
Other : oh , dont be sad (10:00am)
Shafeeq meri baat sunu ab me wesy bhi dukhi nahi hun .

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Life after 20s :
Har roz letny par pata chalta hai koi naya purza dard kar raha hai.

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Turns out they didn't update latest prices online.

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Thrwback to that one time when we went to a restaurant after uni with a planned order and planned bill payment ab waha ja k hum bhai sahab karaiyan order kar rhy hain , garlic naan ,malai boti . Kher calculated bill was around 4500 . Actual bill turns out to be 7800

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Turns out they didnt update latest prices in the online menu 😭

[Javeriyah🌻 @ohdamngurl]

Thrwback to that one time when we went to a restaurant after uni with a planned order and planned bill payment ab waha ja k hum bhai sahab karaiyan order kar rhy hain , garlic naan ,malai boti . Kher calculated bill was around 4500 . Actual bill turns out to be 7800