Dandino Perino

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@JonBonney 👍 Any good?

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@JonBonney Hard to explain but it's hilarious. Give it a go.

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Woman at work is doing dry January and is complaining about hating it as making her feel sick.. Probably time to make it dry 2020!

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@CarlDonnelly Loving these Carl. Long may they continue 👍🙏

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@JonBonney Awful news. Absolute legend.

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@CarlDonnelly Ahh found it on Spotify. Cheers.

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@CarlDonnelly Is it on other formats other that ITunes Carl?

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@CarlDonnelly The extra brightness viewing this tweet cost me 10% of my remaining phone battery.

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@CarlDonnelly @babysittingtrev Didn't realise it had come out! Must have missed an announcement! Nice.

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I also have the ability to speak to the deceased (despite zero proof).I feel privileged to inform you all Derek Acorah has chosen me to chanel his first message from the after life. The message reads "I can no longer spend my fortune made from you gullible pond life" #DerekAcorah

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Job Interviewer: And what makes you think you'll be a good fit here at Pickled Peppers Ltd?

Peter Piper: [sips water] Okay you better sit down for this.

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@KFC_UKI Can you confirm if the plants that form the main ingredients of this burger led a healthy and unrestricted life?

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@JErikOlvera @DougStanhope @NaomiCampbell @billburr

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@JonBonney Happy New Year Breds.

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If you think 2020 is your year you need to stop replying on arbitrary dates on a non-sentient calender.

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@CarlDonnelly Did you post the same image twice in error?

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Torn between getting a Mega Drive Mini or saving the £60 of Amazon vouchers for a future need..