Jesssssse

she/her

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

From my friend griffin

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

*trying to impress a girl* I’ve actually dated several worms. Doesn’t bother me at all

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

[luke warm tweets @lukejarret]

me: umm actually that’s Frankenstein’s Monster

friend: oh my bad *puts down energy drink*

Frankenstein: don’t sweat it bro

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

(solemnly) yas queen

[jess @chunkyzipper]

yeah one year ago today bo burnham single handedly decided to ruin my life

[Jon Bershad @JonBershad]

“We can’t ban guns. People will just get them illegally.”
- a person fine with banning abortions

[Jimmy Here @JimmyHere]

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO GET YOU THROUGH YOUR WEEK

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I can't believe this discussion is still necessary in 2022

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

No arguments here.

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

me at 4:45 p.m. after daylight savings hits

[Miguel Wattson TNAQ @EelectricMiguel]

ZONK!!!

[Jesssssse @ohdear_man]

@KelbyKnapp LOVE YOU 💕💕💕💕💕💕

[Jesssssse @ohdear_man]

Of course this shit happened in Yorba Linda

[KTLA @KTLA]

The screenshot shows a student at Yorba Linda High School holding up a poster that says, “ur dad is my GARDENER,” apparently aimed at the students at Esperanza High School ahead of the schools’ football game Friday
https://t.co/hRdEMwUck6

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m bisexual meaning I wore both hot topic and hollister in middle school