Jordyn

Gilmore Girls Junkie. In Love with Design. Live for the happy moments.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

Why did @PlayOverwatch have to ruin prop hunt 😭

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

@MARVELSNAP card buff idea for Cap. Add an on reveal that adds a shield/invincibility to all cards currently at that location, while keeping the +1 ongoing. Cap needs some more love ❤️

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

We call this our sack stack, and no, it took more than one swing to find us all. #overwatch #magicandmischief #usagi_ftw

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

“I like that you just assume she’s cheep.”
“She still has a Wii in her living room…”

@queenmowmow

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

I really miss being a chair #Overwatch

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

I need someone to have a Halloween party so Scott and I can go as Yzma and Kronk.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

Furthermore, my car does not have “child” locks, it has Emmie locks.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

As a young adult, I thought I wanted a convertible for me. Now as a dog mom, I realize I want it for my dog.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

Not much makes me angrier than being blamed for something I didn’t do.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

I ain’t even mad, Mike #MarvelSnap

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

@dunkindonuts not sure what’s new with hot coffee lids these past couple of months, but they smell reaaaal bad

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

@mgallz Don’t forget that -almost- everyone just defaults to having you figure stuff out so they won’t have to.

[melissa 🪻✨ @mgallz]

i hate having to be the one to figure out things at my job because i work for a company that doesn’t know anything about the services they provide

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

Some days I feel like Miranda Priestly.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

I am an enneagram 9. I am deeply saddened and annoyed that Dunkin messed up my coffee, but I will also not be doing anything about it. I will just sit here without coffee and tweet about it.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

“I flirt with people… by punching them in the face… with words.” @queenmowmow 2022

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

Happy Overwatch 2 day to everyone except the person who decided to ruin Mei’s freeze gun. Fuck that guy.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

@Sam_Peiffer9 @PlayOverwatch Overwatch Sundays ❤️

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Y’all haven’t made me this angry in a month or two, guess we were due an uneducated decision and passive aggressive blaming.

[Jordyn @ohemJayy]

Dear @NintendoAmerica, this has been cool and all, but when on God’s green earth are you going to release Pikmin4 😭