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current status: fat and shattered.

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

Why are .@Argos_Online so consistently shite at delivery items in full? Swear every single time I have something delivered from them, half of it is missing 🥴🙄

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

Anybody that says they enjoy this weather… why the fuck you lying

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

I think for next year’s Eurovision we should submit the song from the Pepto Bismol ad. Maybe slow it down to a ballad and throw in a key change, see if that gets us any votes.

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

#panorama #mafsuk absolutely not shocked whatsoever that this show has immediately opened with Shona & Brad. He was a literal walking red flag

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

Right I haven’t watched Apex yet… but all I’m seeing is everyone going on about the song. And as I’m yet to see it, currently the only thing that I envision when I hear that song is The Bad Guys.

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

WHAT IZ THIS

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

STOP IT WHY ARE SO MANY BANDS IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE SUDDENLY DOING TOURS

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

The extra bloody fees @UtilitaArenaBHM stump you with is absolutely criminal. I’ve been taking these tickets in and out of my basket for months now and I just can’t bring myself to check out 😂 if it was just the ticket price I’d of checked out longed ago!

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

Not even a full week into my 30s and I’ve already been to minor injuries for a fucked up knee hahahahahaha if this is 30 I would like to cancel my subscription please x

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

Has anybody ever been lucky getting next day delivery from .@Apple despite the order going through 30 seconds after the cut off point? 😩 by the time my payment was approved it turned 7:31 so now my birthday present isn’t going to arrive until 2 days late 😭

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

@mamasandpapas lost my sons favourite comforter and thought I’d gotten lucky by being able to replace it right away but of course, seldom do miracles ever happen but the wasted journey is a stinger 😂

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

@mamasandpapas can somebody update the opening hours for Longbridge to reflect M&S store times please? So nobody else makes the same mistake I did. As I’ve just travelled half an hour for a click & collect order to find the store had shut 8pm

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

Is it me or is 2026 the year of constant fucking illnesses. “Start as you mean to go on” if that’s the fucking case I’m dipping out and hibernating until 2027

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

Nah man can’t cope with all the extra emotions that I’ve gained since having kids. Why do I cry at everything. I’ve built a reputation of being hard as nails and I’m letting myself down.
I’m sat here with tears forming because Punch the monkey finally got a fucking hug

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

@coopuk I have waited all day for the kids to go to bed so I can dig into my ultimate favourite crisps. Imagine my disappointment when I find that this bag contains completely plain crisps. Literally, they’re not even salted 😭😩

[✨ Frankie 🐰 @nappobaby]

Okay but I will post the circle pit for City Lights that had Chris laughing but didn’t stop him from sounding like an actual angel

[gem 🌸 @ohemgem_]

I can’t stop thinking about a dessert I had over Christmas whilst out for a meal and it’s proving to be a real fucking problem this evening. Like I can’t settle down because my head is just screaming at me about it and I can practically fucking taste it