lexi young

I like funny people, Biebs, and animals 🐾🖤 powered by plants 🌱 marketing guru ✨ @equinox coach

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The adrenaline rush I just got from killing a spider in my apartment is comically pathetic.

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The eyelash extensions some of these bitches be having 🤡💀

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HEY OHHH, HERE AYEEEEE YAMMMM. HERE WE GOOOO LIFE’S WAITING TO BEGINNNN 🤘🏽

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Just got whistled at by a 22-year old Hispanic Uber Eats kid on a moped - STILL GOT IT, YA’LL 🙏🏽💅😎

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No but you actually forfeit your straightness if you have a butterfly thigh tat, like c’monnnnn

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The absolute dread that I just experienced realizing I forgot mascara, after putting on a full beat of makeup… and I’m already on the metro. Nights off to a great start, everyone!

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I just learned that there’s some people that actually cannot get a tan from sitting in the sun. IMAGINE. I would be depressed. Like, I am legitimately a better person when I’m tan.

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Bring back #emo music

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What if my purpose in life is just to spend money?

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Columbia Heights is a third world country

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Chick brought a vape with her into my HIIT class tonight… I am in f*%king awe.

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Secondhand by @DonToliver literally caresses my brain

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Is it normal to loop the same song non-stop for… let me check real quick… 12.5 days in a row?

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How much time and money do I have to sink into golfing until I get good? Asking for a friend.

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Over the age of 30 and using “lol” at the end of your sentences is an ICKKKKKKKKK

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Try $8, betch

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How have we normalized paying $6+ for a #coffee drink?

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To the grown man wearing a “Hogwarts Alumni” t-shirt, be well 🕊️

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A teenage girl just approached me while waiting for the metro and told me I looked pretty, and literally I feel like the coolest (and thus simultaneously the lamest) person ever.

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WTF is a baby-moon and why is this a thing

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People who wear sunglasses indoors are fucking weirdos.