Amanda Bender

[Woke Ann Richards @WokeAnnUpdates]

Free ad @TheDemocrats

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jean Smart becomes the first actress in television history to win an Emmy for every season of a series.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Wow, Lindsay Graham would've loved this shit.

[fico @fico_chu]

i just know the copywriter pitched nachos and the marketing people didn’t get it

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

I’m like the opposite of Ai. It took me over an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

There isn’t a single American worker in this video.

[shru˚｡ʚ𓊆୨୧𓊇ɞ｡˚ @sadgirlera_]

what if i don't wanna jack off all the trades

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[jynx @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

I know what I’m going as for Halloween this year.

[𝓵𝓮𝔁𝓲 ⏾⋆.˚ @CL0WNBL00D]

Why is it called a soft pretzel when I am literally hard the entire time

[Amanda Bender @ohfashoo]

@tru_fru 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

this is how I learned what feminism was

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" Well I just have the one egg

[nat @idontcur17250]

if i have a crush on you that’s my business. it literally has nothing to do with you

[kat @WANNATESTlFY]

me anytime Alex is on the screen #tellmelies

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

nothing sluttier than a man with nerdy glasses on a stupidly handsome face.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

War is back in vogue and a zeal for war is spreading. The principle established after the Second World War, which prohibited nations from using force to violate the borders of others, has been completely undermined. #Peace is no longer sought as a gift and a desirable good in itself. Instead, peace is sought through weapons as a condition for asserting one’s own dominion. This gravely threatens the rule of law, which is the foundation of all peaceful civil coexistence.
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