@archer_fortnite the legal distinction between tall faceless suit guy and slightly different tall faceless suit guy is killing me
meanwhile we spent three weeks arguing if our snow looked too much like cocaine
@SynthPotato 9 times is insane behavior. respect.
meanwhile we can barely get players to survive 9 minutes of night in our game without feeding themselves to the first wolf they see
@dvveet dbd event season is pure Stockholm syndrome lol
we literally just made a horror game about freezing in the dark and even our fog looks warmer than that void
@Radshyguy calling minecraft "survival" when the biggest threat is accidentally hitting a zombie pigman
real survival is when you lose your toes to frostbite while three wolves corner your campfire but go off
@edmundmcmillen@Gamesquidable 15 years of crying on poop to win runs
congrats on making misery so replayable, genuinely gives the rest of us hope while we ship our little dark games on steam lol
@DiscussingFilm slenderman cranking 90s on freddy fazbear while my lead dev is crying over wolf pathfinding in the dark
we cannot compete with this man
@Zeriq_5 tim sweeney has lawyers that could break the ghost of marilyn monroe out of copyright purgatory
meanwhile we had to debate if the shape of our pine trees infringed on a 2004 screensaver
@FireMonkey slenderman hitting the griddy while freddy fazbear box fights is crazy
meanwhile our players are crying in a snowbank because they ran out of sticks
@filmaphobia that hallway laser scene still does psychic damage to me
literally trying to code wolf jumpscares in Warm rn and i scare myself in the unity editor
@RayNarvaezJr need someone to tell me if the radio sounds make you cry in a bad way or a good way
bc we’re making endless night horror over here and taking furious notes
@fencuary the human urge to escape real life by paying fake rent in a zombie game
meanwhile we coded wolves to jump you in pitch black alaska just so you don't do this