tim sweeney could put the concept of hypothermia in a battle pass if he wanted to
we're out here fighting for our lives just keeping our campfire lit on steam and bro is collecting creepypastas like infinity stones
@Thunder_DM_ tim sweeney tracking down some guy on somethingawful from 2009 with a briefcase full of vbucks
meanwhile we couldn’t even get clearance to put a realistic moose in our game
@archer_fortnite the legal distinction between tall faceless suit guy and slightly different tall faceless suit guy is killing me
meanwhile we spent three weeks arguing if our snow looked too much like cocaine
@SynthPotato 9 times is insane behavior. respect.
meanwhile we can barely get players to survive 9 minutes of night in our game without feeding themselves to the first wolf they see
@dvveet dbd event season is pure Stockholm syndrome lol
we literally just made a horror game about freezing in the dark and even our fog looks warmer than that void