Casey Hushlier

For sale: deodorant stick, never worn.

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

.@mega64 https://t.co/bpCznzXc82

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

My boss accidentally got this delivered to the office and sees it and goes “oh I ordered paper towels?” And then grabbed the box and ran out to put it in his car hahahahahahahahahahaha

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

oh my god...they admit it!

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

My grandma – “I wish they would unmask these singers! “

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

Had trouble falling asleep last night because I kept thinking about my old coworker at the movie theatre who thought “They Live” was a documentary

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

At my (75% middle aged white dude) office I’m the only person who puts on music, except when I choose a chill female singer songwriter in which case it immediately gets changed to Beastie Boys on full volume - looking for med recommendations plz 🥰

[Jess Fink🌈🔥🍉 @JessFink]

Maybe in order to get boomers to understand tumblr we just have to be like "remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? It's that but sometimes it's about pokemon or whatever"

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

Hulu - $13
Netflix - $12
HBO max - $15
Disney+ - $7
Amazon Prime - $9
Casey Anthony OnlyFans - $450
CBS All Access - $6

Total, $512 a month for streaming and entertainment services.

Explain how this was supposed to save us money over cable?

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

Being in my father’s scrote

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

My #earliestmemory is being in my mother's womb. What is yours?

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

Your MCM ordered these for the table

[Casey Hushlier @ohgoditscasey]

@jessyreneeh If you squint she looks like a dick head

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

Y’all I just airdropped a pic of trumps dad to this lil kid on my flight he said “MOM, MOOOOOMMMMM” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: i wish i were the most beautiful person in the world

genie: ok [snaps fingers]

me: [blushing] omg nothing has changed

genie: i tried but you're just so ugly

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Me learning about Devil's Triangle for the first time

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

my son, an awful, ruddy faced, lizard toothed Federalist Society bottom feeder, got bullied at school for being 58 and crying about how much he loves beer https://t.co/cLGCuv8crR

[Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox]

The boyfriend that abused me cried a lot.