karla

she/her

[august @regularaugust]

This is what every tweet about Obsession is like

[MB @missedherbus]

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[megan @chismosavirus]

been SO obsessed with pushing my boulder up a hill lately omggggg could do this every day forever

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

They letting anybody be realtors these days. I wouldn’t buy a gingerbread house from you bitches

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

If it was 1945 liberals would be saying “my condolences to the Hitler family”

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Vaccine Anti vaccine
research research

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[َ @gir1genius]

fuck hogwarts fuck one direction fuck peppa pig

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The reason Taylor Swift elicits such visceral hatred is because she brings joy to women and girls.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

any photos of you arriving to a job interview?

[Rainesford Stauffer @Rainesford]

I admit I would like to see The Dress and would also like to read The Prenup.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

bitches will say “taylor swift donating $26 million is like me donating $26!!!!” and then not even donate $26

[Annamarie ❤️‍🔥 #1 speak now stan @annamar13nicole]

and if you see me throwing back vodka lemonades this weekend, just know it's for my close friend taylor swift's wedding and not for the 4th of july

[sssofi @mmitreddesert]

los boluditos de aca: taylor seguro va a grabar su casamiento, subirlo a disney y hacer 7 álbumes para sacarle guita a las fans
yo: ojala dios quiera

[Professional Zoomer 🌹 @Zoomer_Doomer_]

Girl me too I still have to go to work

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years