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[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

If you order a large fry at Five Guys they give you an entire potato farm.

[rachel @donnasmutiny]

thinking about dani and jamie’s conversation about love vs possession and how in the end they paralleled peter killing rebecca in the lake so she could stay with him by dani refusing to take jamie with her, and therefore showing the difference between love and possession

[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

Umm so who knew The Haunting of Bly Manor is actually a lesbian love story!?!?

[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

@brittany_broski What if we’re girls AND gays

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@sarawrencomedy My friend went to a cop at an airport to report a man that was taking photos of her from behind up an escalator. The cop responded by also sexually harassing her.

[FLETCHER @findingfletcher]

to everyone that’s shared, posted, bought, streamed, watched, listened, done anything with this song today seriously thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

IT HAPPENED https://t.co/588yyAiUYB

[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

Sooo how can I get this song like right now? @Kito @findingfletcher

[Justin Cider @PantsDonkey]

January 1st - New Year New Me, bring it on! 🎉
April 8th - Wipes ass with expired tortilla. 🧻

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I can’t remember a time when it wasn’t March.

[josh! @queersocialism]

british ppl be like “litchrally”

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 3 year old just came up and said, "everything's going to be ok, daddy." He doesn't read the news of course, but he knows something's wrong. I gave him the biggest hug ever & explained what's happening in detail. "We're fucked," he mumbled, as he dropped his teddy in the trash.

[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

I no longer hear “coronavirus” in anything but @iamcardib’s voice

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

A thing I think about all the time is how Mary Kate and Ashley said that their clothing brand Elizabeth and James wasn’t named after their two siblings who are named Elizabeth and James.

[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

@ayenessa @itswalela Toilet paper aisle at target

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Hi I’m still very serious about this 😂 @findingfletcher @Kito

[darn @ohgoshdarnit]

Sooo how can I get this song like right now? @Kito @findingfletcher

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nobody:

girls with septum piercings:

[Penny Daflos @PennyDaflos]

Being a woman on twitter summarized in one handy image: