Jade

An original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotes.

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

Don’t forget to leave out homemade pop tarts and white wine for Taylor Swift tonight

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

who crashed tik tok after it was back for 5 minutes 😭

[bri @brie_alyssa]

🫵🏽 YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

maybe grandma is a board certified surgeon and a little busy

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Q. “What can we do about lowering the cost of daycare?”

JD Vance:…”Maybe Grandpa and Grandma want to help a little bit more. Maybe there’s an uncle/aunt who wants to help a little bit more…”

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

i’d let tim walz hold my drink in a bar while i went to the bathroom

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

It’s august here in Paris,,, and these Olympians be livin for the hope of it all

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

mentally preparing for all of the bach party themes “fuck me up Florida”

[lauren 🩷🪩 @lifewasasalix]

North Americans tomorrow afternoon:

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

it’s because he’s double vaxxed bb

[holls ⸆⸉ @holltoleratesit]

she literally sneezed on him and he didn’t even flinch 😭😭😭 that’s love, if this doesn’t convince you that they’re real than idk what will 😭

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

we are a house divided
5 year old: LET’S GO CHIEFS
2 year old: I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

@MadisonKittay I made a flavored salt and filled those jars to give to friends! Also good for lemon curd as gifts

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

top google search today: everything I can watch on peacock for one month

[Miami Athletics @MiamiRedHawks]

WE DID IT AGAIN! 2023 MAC CHAMPS!

#RiseUpRedHawks

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

Taylor Swift: you grew your hair long, you got new icons
Harry:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Harry Styles has shaved his head. (via TMZ)

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Today, voters in Ohio approved a constitutional amendment to protect reproductive freedom. They stood with the majority of Americans who believe that politicians should not interfere with a woman's right to make decisions about her own body.

Read my full statement:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ohio Issue 1 has passed, officially establishing the right to an abortion in the state’s constitution.

[clevelanddotcom @clevelanddotcom]

BREAKING: Ohio voters passed a state constitutional amendment Tuesday guaranteeing abortion rights and became the seventh state to side with reproductive rights since the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. (1/2)

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

@swifferstruggle Is it over now?

[Jade @ohh_jaade]

@Calliope13 @ThrowbackTaylor I was today years old 🤯