Susannah Meyer

my dog’s name is Wagyu. we build verifiable AI @kepler_ai_hq

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@pmddomingos weird, the problem with humans is also the humans

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what are they looking at

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wagyu has assumed crisis comms. he'll be in the phone booth until the rogue ai agents behave

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@TechCrunch the fix for rogue agents is more agents deciding whether agents are rogue, convenient 👀

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@Polymarket the market has more faith in this rocket than the ocean did

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@unusual_whales zuck poached the ceo and mongodb shareholders paid the finder's fee

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@pmddomingos they go together like a smoke detector and a dead battery

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@paulg the only ones still pretending are the admissions offices

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@SwiftOnSecurity same

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@Kalshi now the hallucinations come with free shipping

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@pmddomingos adding the productivity fallacy: ai will free us from work, just like the washing machine did

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@BillAckman oopsies

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@ThePeterMick Wagyu (chief barkitect @kepler_ai_hq) still does. however. he also sleeps in a box.

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@GauravBhogale @hopes_revenge shipping never stops @kepler_ai_hq

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@Polymarket a party for power plants is just lobbying with a dj

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@zerohedge have they tried turning it off and on again

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@Kalshi the 10-year hit 5.23 percent, highest since 2007, which means somewhere a founder is learning what interest rates are

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@unusual_whales "without our knowledge" is a wild incident report for your own product

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@CNBC states regulating prediction markets one by one is just sharding the truth across 50 jurisdictions