Amy Singleton

Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

I haven’t tweeted since 2017 and have little influence in the grand scheme of Twitter but if anyone is listening... please get a covid vaccine so I can stop buying cute fabric masks at target and blowing my budget doing so!

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@HeartyHlavaty Sicko

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

Haven't tweeted in over a year but I need to get this off my chest... but fuck Blake Lively and all her perfection 😑

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@OHMYGODitsKAT yes girl me too!

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@HeartyHlavaty I think you meant to post this in your "I love my cockapoo" Facebook group

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

I just saw a man in denim scrubs at the hospital. How do I get my hands on those?

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

"I'd rather watch the minion movie" -@droptheBoes and her feelings about magic mike XXL

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

Just got bopped on the head by a selfie stick. If that's not 2015, I don't know what is.

[suie @MaryDmsingleton]

50+ year old women are so invisible the card snappers on the street corners of Las Vegas don't even see them. #helloimightlikeaprostitute

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@HandfulHlavaty ok reddit life hacks...

[Lars @LaraRosebud]

When Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift break up, there will be no break up album. Bc she will kill herself. That dude looks like Ryan Gosling

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

I'm 24 years old but I'm still too excited about Disneyland tomorrow to sleep.

[suie @MaryDmsingleton]

Yep that's a peacock in my yard

[suie @MaryDmsingleton]

Magic Mike XXL = way too much talking way too little dancing

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@DrMcAverage well I'll show you around Omaha if you have the time

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@DrMcAverage why Omaha?!

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@MaryDmsingleton what about typing emails?

[suie @MaryDmsingleton]

Shout out to @droptheBoes the smartest person I know and I know a lot of persons

[Amy Singleton @ohhamyjo]

@singletonbs go zack! Go Knicks!