Champagne Pajji

Makes chai and dries clothes.

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

If you butt dial somebody, is that a booty call?

Got 2 today.

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Sleep and Marriage are very similar.
The earlier you sleep or marry the better.
The later you sleep or marry the harder it gets.

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

I was sleeping in my dreams too. Which means I was living my dream while I was dreaming.
Kaun kehta hai sapne poore nahi hote?
Sirf meri neend poori nahi hoti.

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Main Duniya pe case dalna chahata hoon!
Wohti mildi hi nahi payi.

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Kabhi kabhi kuch nahi lagna chahiye
Sirf shaanti aur khaalipan bhi acha hai

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Mujhe stress hai na, issiliye main stressed hoon

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Kya toh neendh Mein type karke English ki G maari hai
Jeh baaat

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

The thing about bad days are that you know right when they start
But you get to know about the good days you only once they are over

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

You know it’s not good sex if you don’t feel like masturbating right after

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Mereko Diet Coke deke bimaaar kardo please

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Being secure and not content is a weird feeling

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

@ultraviolet1000 Tumhari toh aish hai bhai

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Now you know who made me do this. 🫣

#ola

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

One can not be suicidal and optimistic.
I can jump from the building, but what if I start flying?

One way to find out

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Apparently I should have saved 1/3rd of my retirement before I turned 30.
They don’t know I retired from saving before I turned 20.

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

If my life is gonna flash before me while I’m committing suicide, well it’s just gives me more the reason to do it faster.

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

If you don’t get hard when in bed, everything else gets harder.
The air, the light the whole existence.
Ahh!

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

@malnadkoos @Nithin_m_kamath Thank you so much! 🥹🫡
Harman Anna for the win 🫣

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Woke up at 6 am and walked straight to work cause wealth is health bhenji
Mehnat karo

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

How to show happiness by hiding sadness ka koi course hai toh Batao

Main what’s up ka hi jawab deke logon ka mood kharab kar raha hoon

[Champagne Pajji @ohharmann]

Dadi Bol rahi hai, main silver medal jeeta hoon.
Woh gold aur silver dono jeeti hain.

#Olympic2024 #JavelinKing