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striving to be as carefree and confident as jack black

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hawaiian bread rolls, a cultural touchstone of my youth

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hope the 69ers win

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I wear makeup maybe once a month, but boy, when I do, I make sure it’s a day I’ll cry it all off

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the proof is in the pudding

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onesie costumes aren’t costumes, I repeat, onesie costumes aren’t costumes

they are pajamas

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I wanna wake up in a world where zooey deschanel doesn’t marry a property brother

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@venusbemus you’re telling me 🫠

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y’all ever just 🥴

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)

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this barbie has panic attacks in the work bathroom 💁🏻‍♀️

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@saltandbrepper Yepppppp 🤮

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@OGWilson_ probably so 🤣

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@OGWilson_ okay, but I literally said yesterday that I wish it was fall so I could crack open the windows, light my sweater weather candle, and watch GG 😭

[Pluribus spoilers @odenhead]

“I will only memorize lines written by a person”
Well done Bob Odenkirk 👏🏼#SAGAFTRAstrike

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@venusbemus Okay, that’s also in the lineup. I call him many things 😂

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@venusbemus SO TRUE, FRIEND

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@venusbemus I do call my younger brother, brandon, “B” often though… so maybe I need to check myself 😂

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@ELMckenzie95 Certainly is 😞 and of course, would love to catch up sometime!!!

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very much not enjoying this season of life where:

1. all of my friends are in a different phase of life than I am and I don’t relate to them anymore

2. I hate my soul-sucking job

3. help me, I’m poor