“Among all those seeking to lead Nigeria in 2027, including Bola Tinubu and others, I remain the most qualified, competent, and prepared. I have the experience, capacity, and vision needed to transform this nation.”
— Peter Obi
Attend university with student loan.
Leave university with over N2 million debt to the government.
Start frying akara at the coastal road to repay the loan.
Get kidnapped.
Use your entire life savings and family inheritance to pay half of the ransom and sacrifice your right hand to make it up.
Get released by the kidnappers and start selling kuli kuli because you don't have right hand again to fry akara.
Sell kuli kuli by the day and beg for alms at night because you have N2 million debt to the government.
APC vision 2031.
“We don’t list the salary because we don’t want someone to apply just for the money.”
I’m sorry, what? Literally every single person is applying to get paid. That’s the whole point of a job. The money.
Those who see this and continue to insist that there is no serious problem with the male population and that it doesn't pose a danger to women and girls are at best trying to protect the reputation of men and at worst have been lobotomized
JUST IN: “Preventing Obi and Kwankwaso from appearing on the ballot could trigger a crisis that may prove too difficult for the Bola Tinubu administration to manage.”
— Northern group warns FG.
People with children should be louder about Meta glasses. Do y’all understand that anyone could be recording your child without you knowing? And that footage could end up anywhere?
Heat makes metal expand. Train tracks expand the trains can't run. Trains dont run, people, fuel, chemicals, food, and equipment don't move. They don't move, economies stall.
Global warming has always been an economic crisis, so let's see how the capitalists respond.
It's another cold rainy day to remind you that some kids as young as 2 years, with their teachers, are somewhere in the forest in Oyo state with kidnappers. 😭
Men think prostituting yourself to perverts for trinkets is easiest, happiest life in the world. Like they're always thinking about how fabulous it must be to sell pussy for dinners + game tickets.
Spiritually, these guys are the whores they accuse women of being.