Zachary Breece

[pj @pjayevans]

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

I just use twitter to look up wholesome tweets anymore.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

And it’s disgustingly humid.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

I’m more stressed than I’ve ever been. My stomach feels like it’s turning upside down over and over again.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

A bunch of old men trying to overturn Roe v. Wade. Bitch please. Sit the fuck down.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

So I was at the bar and I had nowhere to put my gum I had been chewing before I started to drink and my girl was like, “Give it to me I’ll swallow it.” And by god I don’t think I’ve ever wanted someone as much as I do her.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

“What’s happening?”
Well twitter… I have a stalker, again. I guess that’s exciting.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

My most toxic trait: laundry at 1 am.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

I’m fucking dead. 💀💀

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

I’m back to be toxic again. Love me.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

@alyykazam My Mom wants grandkids, I almost vomit at the idea every time she mentions it.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

Starbucks got me like

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

Pretty damn close to how I work at my job

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

Whenever I tell customers imma look in the back for something I rlly just go back there and eat 4 hot Cheetos and nae nae rq then come back out to say we don’t have it

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

@sweets_ash This looks like pain

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

Being friend zoned is like applying for a job and not getting it but then they call you every week to complain about the person they hired instead.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

Told someone who was trying to make me feel bad about wanting to stay single that I love being able to do what I want when I want, with zero obligations and she tried to shade me by saying it’s good to have “responsibilities”. Grow up you’re an adult not a responsibility.

[Zachary Breece @OhHeyitzZack]

Life’s good

[25/26 Premier League Champions 🐸🚀 @DrDreddyMurphy]

Cp3 beating the team that gave up on him to get to the finals…poetry.