Seirra

touché, douché

[Seirra @ohhhhhoe]

English: hey mr. tambourine man play a song for me
Urdu: dafli walay dafli baja

[lala 𐙚 @stargirlzm]

meu namorado passa tanto tempo no banheiro que resolvi dar um amiguinho pra ele não se sentir sozinho

[Meryem Arik @MeryemArik9]

Pictured: Google Deepmind CEO Demis Hassabis steps down to become chair

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This deserves an Oscar

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[조나단 @MacJohnathan]

내가 자연에 대해 얼마나 모르고 있었는지 이 영상 보고 깨달음

[Seirra @ohhhhhoe]

@arhamshaikhh Schitt’s creek?

[Seirra @ohhhhhoe]

@actualmein Is it because i said EVP

[Seirra @ohhhhhoe]

@actualmein EVP

[Seirra @ohhhhhoe]

@actualmein EVP

[MixingMartialArts @RyanAWagMMA]

@DietCoke_Esq They never told us what to do when life takes your lemons away...

[cav empty @cavempty_]

thank god it’s more about the journey because i don’t have a particular destination in mind

[Scout  @GirlyScouts]

Women have thicker cortical mantle in their brains and more blood flow in their brains for enhanced cognitive and analytical thinking.

We have better impulse control, we think logically as per brain function, hence why we outperform men in jobs such as pilots, surgeons, CEOs etc (backed by evidence) our brains are 3 years younger.

Our orgasms are more dense and feel better and we don’t have a dangling reproductive part sagging between our legs. Our precious part is inside, not outside made to be brutalized.

We have less gene mutations and do not pass a wider range of genetic disorders like men do. Men pass these mutations to multiple generations, hence why old men continuously having kids is far more detrimental to future populations.

Our bodies are made to survive natural disasters such as famine and the flu.

We pass a guaranteed maternal line to all our children, and our double X chromosome provides cellular diversity and serves as a genetic backup.

Even with less testosterone, women build muscle at the same rate as men thanks to having more Human growth hormone (HGH).

Young single women buy more homes than men despite making less money, and business started by men are likely to fail.

We have better and wider peripheral vision than men.

We are more satisfied and thrive better single than men until the end of our lives, hence men having higher mortality rate being lonely and single.

We can work better under pressure, hence the second point of women outperforming men.

Everything men do, women do better even with periods, societal slaves seething, and barriers.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stylish older women remind me what life is really all about.