LycheeMartini 🍸

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

lack of personality will lead you to having stupid obsessions like collecting sneakers and going to run clubs

[َ @gffyoq]

"that's not realistic" yeah not for YOU, you unwhimsical mf.

[devi @gutsbian]

olivia rodrigo explained it perfectly because i really am a sad shell of a woman

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[postydiary @postydiary]

the art of losing the fuck u gave

[✘ @dunsinnn_]

biggest indicator to someone liking you is their sheer willingness, don’t be fooled

[b @saggyboobs]

january me would not believe the fucking life
i have lived this year

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys

[JASIAH @PHREEJASIAH]

charlie kirk once said “the death penalty should be public, quick, and televised.” and God was like bet.

[Valentina @aquivalentyna]

You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love sigue sonando en mi casa desde que salió y no tengo planes de que pare

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“you cuss a lot” god forbid i season a fucking sentence

[lsagi Bahadur @howboutdizznutz]

People accepting compliments on their AI pics is some borderline identity crisis shit 😭

[ves @nsvumiz]

written by olivia rodrigo

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Please marry someone you actually like talking to. Life is very long.

[Daniel @dadogeking]

If love doesnt ruin you at least once then you loved like a coward

[car @kartikwhatever]

completing my 10k steps by walking away from things i want the most

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

The rarest chemistry is two people privately losing their minds about each other.

[devi @gutsbian]

daisy chain fields is proof that women should be in charge of everything all the time

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Eye-fucking each other through an intellectual conversation is a different kind of foreplay.