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[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

@Ryanair I assume you heard I loved London so you wanted to give me an extra 6 hours here tysm ❤️

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

@chevrolet It’s seemed to rectify itself overnight and working fine today. Thanks anyway!

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

@chevrolet I currently a working screen but no sound coming out of my 2021 Blazer speakers, regardless of audio source. I’ve un/muted, turned off/on the radio, restarted the car, etc. Any ideas?

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

@ryanemaloney @TullysGoodTimes Go to Fairmount next time, Boomer

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

What are people who run backwards on the treadmill trying to prove??

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

@ampersteph It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

Ok I’m sorry, but @tacobell I am urging you to bring back the chicken nacho fries during this pandemic.

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

Sounds that annoy me: loud sneezes, a home phone ringing, the Seinfeld intro

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Spicy Chicken Nuggets are coming back! Y’all are crazy!
That took like a day and a half! WHAT?!
We don’t know when yet, gotta figure it out, but soon, and ok, LOSING IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING!!

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

Is there any such thing as a well done attorney commercial?

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

The person from Peru who repeatedly hacked into my Netflix account could have at least been considerate enough to change the language back to English when they were done watching.

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

Getting a nice warm welcome to Houston by my Lyft driver who is telling me about how he was shot three times

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

@VikingNate1 @nickatnitetv Can you be quiet I’m weak right now

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

I think @nickatnitetv should display a warning before you turn on Full House and realize is the episode where Papouli dies 😢

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

I'm going to try to be a nicer person so if every idiot could stay away from me that would be helpful

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

When you walk away from your phone for 20 minutes and come back to this.

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

All babies are beautiful everywhere except on airplanes

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

Feeling extra positive at the gym this morning this morning with each of the 8 TVs featuring either Irma or 9/11

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

Why are so many girls obsessed with being obsessed with dogs? EVERYONE LIKES DOGS

[violeta @ohhhvioleta]

The most exciting thing to happen to me this week will definitely be the new season premiere of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood