Brian W

I make computers do boring things. Professionally. Someone has to?

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@stclairashley Who performed the IVF?

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@FarmerRigzDTS And then what happened?

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@lolraisinbran @RealCandaceO Yes… AI pipe dream definitely more important than preventing dead children.

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@jacob_w_palmer @RealCandaceO Doing nothing to address gun violence is worse.

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@IsaakEthan @RealCandaceO Mind your own cannuckin business, weirdo.

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@J_Texas_C @elonmusk Thank you for confirming just how dumb conservatives are. Cheers!

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@AnimeBallSnot @DanielVavra You must be the saddest person on the effing planet.

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@Jeffyouknowjeff @jlverdi @NicHulscher Asking for the source of data (and the methodology for collecting said data) is not nonsense. It’s a pretty reasonable request

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@mattgaetz @BookCameo @GarySiniseFound

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@RAlexAndradeFL @mattgaetz I’m still wondering about the weird stuff I’ve heard you do to the dogs in your pfp…

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@MichaelKratsios I have reliable information that you fellate dogs.

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@alexandr_wang Maybe your kid is just dumb as hell?

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@RealGameAwards This whole account is one of the saddest (and oddly hilarious) grifts I’ve ever seen. Man, I would love to meet some of the sad losers contributing to this.

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@TheOfficial1984 @gnoticerx What kind of name is Cyan?!?

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@rubbypilled @AndrewQuackson Congrats on making the same inaccurate joke as your sad little friends; but not as well and exhibiting a mental slowness remarkable even for your demographic. Enjoy sharing their sad fate.

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@hashtagbattery @AndrewQuackson You’re undoubtedly a piece of shit; but have to tip my hat on this one.

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@mosheplovecraft @AndrewQuackson It’s so validating to discover people like you can’t even parse semantics properly. Have fun being sad and forgettable.

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@mosheplovecraft @AndrewQuackson No, like yourself.

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@DPellarolo @TedCGoodman He wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

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@WeTheP30ple So you think actions shouldn’t have consequences?