marta.

she/her. 🦂🦂🦂

[marta. @ohhimarta]

COVID-19

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Shes a 10 but she likes F•R•I•E•N•D•S

[Trisha D @trishdishes18]

Every time you see a development in Toronto by Pemberton Group, think how Marco Muzzo’s family owns that company and he’s getting richer, while the Neville-Lake family has suffered loss of 5 members due to his drunk joyride with the heartbreaking addition of Edward Lake today.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

To my neighbour screaming the lyrics to You're So Vain at 1 am right now:

Are you ok?

[marta. @ohhimarta]

Why are the dog trails of High Park full of by stinging nettle and also why doesn't my dog feel the sting when she pees on it? The mysteries of the universe

[marta. @ohhimarta]

@AmberCadabra Just got back from a work event in the UK where COVID has not existed in anyone's mind for months. ⅓ of the 700 attendees down with covid, including myself. I had to go to the hospital earlier this week due to shortness of breath. But you know, COVID isn't a real thing.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

I spilled water on my personal MacBook that I've had since 2016 and was otherwise running fine without a need for an upgrade and YES I AM VERY MAD THANKS FOR ASKING.

[Dr. Amit Arya @AmitAryaMD]

So when the Ontario government is giving up on COVID restrictions like vaccine passports & masks…what they are actually doing is giving up COVID protections for people with disabilities, immunocompromised people, young children and the vulnerable.

Remember that.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

I'm very seriously thinking of asking them to cancel my @onepeloton bike all together and buying one off Facebook Marketplace because this is an embarassing horrible customer experience and I refuse to give them my money directly.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

Been on hold with @onepeloton for over an hour, after they decided to cancel my delivery on Friday due to "inclement weather" (read: 5 cm of snow that melted by my delivery time) and they now want to deliver my bike 1 month from now.

I'm shocked by the horrible service.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There’s no way to get ahead when your salary increases 1.5% per year but your rent increases 10%.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

Lazy recruiters are so much worse than lazy BDRs, and you cannot change my mind.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

If you really want to piss me off as a recruiter, reach out to me asking if I would be interested in a junior individual contributor role when I'm in a senior leadership role. Like, did you even bother looking?

(yes, I agree this is conceited but laziness annoys me to no end)

[marta. @ohhimarta]

there is a 1:1 correlation between when my migraines began to decrease and when i began using dark mode for everything

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if you like euphoria you will looove therapy

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

The rich people who can afford KN95 masks, who have their kids in private schools with less crowded classrooms say it's safe to send children back to ontario's unsafe public schools. Ontario's Min. of education, who doesn't know what a crowded public classroom looks like, agrees.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

@JackieAGraham @TorontoStar yeah I was like WHY WOULD ANYONE AIM TO LOSE HEMOGLOBIN????

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

A missing element in harrowing stories of overwhelmed hospitals and exhausted staff is the decades of CEOs/consultants working to maximize profit and extract maximum value from every employee and ICU bed at all times, leaving hospitals with as little surge capacity as possible.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

@colincoller Ok Scooby Doo. They would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those damn meddling kids!

[marta. @ohhimarta]

At what point does one provide neighborly advice and beg them to break up? Not for their sake, for mine.

[marta. @ohhimarta]

It's fun having 23 year old neighbours under me and hearing their toxic, co-dependent relationship get more toxic by the day. Ah, kids.