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🔞 25 years/shitposter

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so we finally found out why at Earth Master never gains weight from all the food he eats.

food is stored in the boobs

#tgcf #beefleaf #shiqingxuan #mingyi #HeavenOfficialsBlessing

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@bicheninside huaisang

[mya 🎀 semi ia @moweiu]

HELPPPPP https://t.co/waC3XoNR5O

[BobaBirdd @ BSky 💙 @BobaBirdd]

A #Zhuiling based on a scene from @ma_michigo 's fanfic "Cry up a storm" 🥺💖#mdzs

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my therapist: smooth bread isn't real, it can't hurt you

smooth bread:

[kav ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @dokteukie]

shui ge cant think ,,,,,
#tgcf

[loverboy 🍉 @transwkx]

@parasolghost @wqsupremacist thanks this reminded me

[para ☂️ @parasolghost]

ur getting core transplant and ur shixiong is with u. he says “dont worry ill be here after your surgery” after the surgery u wake up and cant find your shixiong. 16 years later u ask the zombie nurse “what happened to my shixiong” and he says “who do u think gave u the core” 😔

[The KINE fp @Asherkkine]

You're scared to take a 4years course because you're 32 and by the time you're done, you'd be 36. Whether you take the course or not, in 4 years time you'd still be 36

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this sweet face helps me through the hard times

@dianxialovesyou

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@lwjwhipped the moldy cinnamon roll has many sides

[Incorrect TGCF @IncorrectTgcf]

“the Venerable of Empty Words is a terrible ghost that would haunt one person, shouting out curses until its host becomes insane and it’s driven to suicide”

Xie Lian:

[autogynephagia (cas.bsky.social) @retronouns]

gender neutral implies the existence of gender acid and gender base

[Belle (lebearpolarr on 🦋) @LeBearPolarr]

TGCF - The Good Chicken Fried

[Vas @shapolanq]

is that xiao zhan’s own voice????

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the screenshot if anyone wants it ^^

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the latest episode of @WattsTheSafewrd was really interesting. new meme format, anyone?