taylor

coffee drinker | twentysomething

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

blinked and now i’m the fun aunt drinking at kids birthday parties - but i also came with a dad & a kid. this is a weird place to be in.

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

well heartbreaks suck

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ChrisGethard brb i gotta go listen. see y’all an in an hour

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ineedsumwine YES BOO.

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ineedsumwine that’s so needed. i’m glad you did this because the guys i date NEVER know. so their star charts are all messed up.

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

the dating game is hard. does someone else want to do it for me and let me know when i’ve won?

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ineedsumwine omg tell me which one so i can have hot girl spring with you

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

how do i get on the circle? #TheCircleNetflix

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ineedsumwine omg i need to watch

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@aimeeverayo love laude

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ineedsumwine i say that to you too 💛

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

being an executive assistant is basically synonymous for being everyone’s mom & therapist at the same time.

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

wearing shorts for the first time in forever and woah my legs need a tan. was gonna look into a spray tan and then remembered i can just go outside and get tan within 2 seconds so that’s where i’ll be.

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

dating apps started out as a fun game and then became a not fun game v fast.

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

i’ve hit the age where if i take a nap after 3pm i wake up more grumpy and less well rested than if i did before i took a nap. #ihatethisage #adult?

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ineedsumwine but what is it on?

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@aimeeverayo i’m 5’8 3/4. introduce me

[taylor @ohhowdarling]

@ineedsumwine already planning for this. shoes off - dress hitched up for optimum movements.

[Adam Levine @adamlevine]

Whew am I glad that worked out for @BlakeShelton @GwenStefani 😌 That could’ve been real awkward.

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[taylor @ohhowdarling]

respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you or makes you happy