fart haver

fella see fella do

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Imagine if two jeeps got in an accident how would they know who’s ducks are who’s

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

If 9/11 happened today it would be 9/2, dumbass.

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Squirted sport pepper juice onto the lower deck first bite of my Chicago style hotdog

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Why did they make it so Alexa can’t fart anymore

[rova @rovabtw]

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Is it unethical to order DoorDash to my office while we’re in the tornado shelter

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Looking back he was fully off a Percocet

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

My dad was acting like a huge cubs fan tonight and screaming and yelling and this was the first cubs game I've seen him watch all season

[gecko☆ @iincinerated]

lionel messanyahu

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Losing to a quirked up white boy that scored two tap ins

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Bro thinks she’s on the team

[snatch leak @gayontuesday3]

Am I insane or does Ronnie look kirkified #loveislandusa

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Are you allowed to go tip to tip on love island

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Breakfast spot now just writes my order without asking

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Is there another character with as much aura as Dumbledore

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

Tore hamstring off the bone playing pickleball against a pregnant woman

[if __name__ == “__main__”: @kojinglick]

*IRAN DEAL WILL INCLUDE 1 (ONE) FREE DOUBLE GULP AT PARTICIPATING 7/11 LOCATIONS: WSJ

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Why is she dressed like she made it to the final table at the world series of poker

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

@niceandgoodlady ESL teacher sucked

[fart haver @ohhsaylessss]

At a work dinner in Atlanta last week I pronounced “Ga Shrimp” as “Gah Shrimp” instead of “Georgia Shrimp” and now it’s “Hey Mr. Ga” wherever I go in the office