queen shay♛

malcom pls stop looking at my profile

[queen shay♛ @ohhshayla]

i honestly just want a relationship with someone who loves me as much as i love pizza rolls like omg

[queen shay♛ @ohhshayla]

this kid earlier came up to me and said i have a better phone than you and he pulled out an iphone 4 and i was like is this a joke

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

MY UBER DRIVER LITERALLY IS ON THE PHONE AND JUST SAID "yeah her clit was weird man" HES LIKE 65 AND LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAH

[queen shay♛ @ohhshayla]

@CUTIEBURGOS got me dying😂

[sagey @yucksage]

modeling with the babe❤️

[sagey @yucksage]

hey just wanted to make you smile and SHOW U THIS PICTURE OF ME AND MY TRUE LOVE

[queen shay♛ @ohhshayla]

@TheBardockObama what do i say to that