Talar Ohanian

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

Ate a meal lying down and didn’t drop any of it on myself. 💪🏼 #imabigkidnow

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

To whoever wrote this review on Sephora, know that you have brought me and @Namakiki great happiness and plenty of laughter.

[hasti @Namakiki]

"euh I don't know...I don't even get the category"
-Anderson Cooper on #Jeopardy & also me @ life

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@TheHastiProject @EW it feels like they cancelled everything 😕

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@TheHastiProject @EW Telenovelaaaaaa 😭😭😭

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@TheHastiProject @chrissyteigen oh shit I just saw that u already made it 😂 sooo let me know when u make it again hahaha

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@TheHastiProject @chrissyteigen OMG u got it!! I'm inviting myself over for when u make this 😍

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

When you step in your dog's pee on your way to pick up his poop... #thatpuppylife 🐶

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@Namakiki @songwriter1001 like inside or part of a collage on the outside? Or both?

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@TheHastiProject @MexiCarli I think "Tiny" is the kindest way you've ever referred to a child 😂

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@Namakiki @tim_cook I was at 85% and it shut down 😑

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@Namakiki @tim_cook so it's not just me??!??

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@Namakiki I LOLLLLED SO MUCH OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this and you and I'm going to be watching this allllll day 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@TheHastiProject whoever wrote this is a poet. 😂

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@TheHastiProject #NoExchangesNoReturns 😂

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@TheHastiProject you're basically like an entrepreneur now LOL

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

I feel 💯 when I make a basic omelette... And then I watch #ChoppedJunior and basically feel like a failure.

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

@TheHastiProject @enews also baby fat bahaha

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@TheHastiProject that's so cool hahaha you should upload more stuff ;P

[Talar Ohanian @OhhTalar]

Snaps 😂 https://t.co/cmuycUUY6q

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Time for church.

5-year-old: I don't want to go.

Me: Don't you want to get into heaven?

5: Not if it's like church.