Tessa Keefer

I like cute animals, making people smile, being barefoot, partying, friends and family. :)

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Somebody decided to invite Dr. Rishi Desai onto Fox.

I don’t think they’ll be asking him back.

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

When there’s 20 stalls in the bathroom at work and all are empty but someone comes in and goes right next to you.... #whoareyou #why

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

I hate celeb gossip shows. "wait til you see who's pumping gas... In her gym shorts!" #idontcare #whydoesanyonecare

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

Bbsitting: I turned my legs into a baby slide. When I ask Ella if she wants to do it again she responds, "yeah, duh" #attitude #mykindagirl

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

Just called someone a poophead #immature #itsfunnytho

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

My thoughts were so loud I couldn't hear my mouth.

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Listening to the rain makes reading this book for school much more bearable. #littlethings

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

Sooo I went to sleep last night @10pm #bestfridaynightever #noregrets

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

No #21

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"Imthe party fucking bitch" -jessicaorellana #bdaybitch #211

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"Look at these people they have no boobs.... like, nothing", my mom comments while watching the Oscar's red carpet. #shitkatiesays

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

This sun feels wayyy too nice

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Oh daft punk yes I love youuuu

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

2 degrees outside... #brrrr #babyitsFREEZINGoutside

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

"@ThoughtCatalog: Women on canoe trip catch video of spontaneous, awe-inspiring "murmuration": http://t.co/vBDyG56RrE

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

MY LOVE FOR CLARA MUPEPI IS SO FUCKING REAL #mahgirl

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

Ultimate treehouses... best show ever.

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

I hate celeb gossip shows. "wait til you see who's pumping gas... In her gym shorts!" #idontcare #whydoesanyonecare

[Tessa Keefer @ohhtessa]

My face is so dry :( #whywinter #whyyyyy