Danielle

RN, BSN. 👻:ohiitsdanielle

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

CAN SOMEONE JUST LOVE ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE EXTRAVAGANT VACATIONS ALONE? plz?

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

5 years later I got to see @Justin_Willman make someone disappear 🤩👏🏼🥺😭😍

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

I either just dodged a bullet, or made the biggest mistake of my life.

The world may never know.

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

I'm going to look at a house for myself tomorrow. That's so weird.

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

Do not check on people that are in the bathroom for a long time. I can assure you if it's bathroom related or 30 minutes of peace and quiet they don't want anyone knocking on the door asking if they're okay. If I die in the bathroom, let me decompose in there, IDC.

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

Me @ my local Dunkin: I’ll have...
The crew: The usual?

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

I need everyone I know to be free and available and desiring to talk to me at all times. Is that so much to ask?

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

Everyone has something to say about millennials not liking to talk on the phone. If we have a landline like connection, I'll talk to you all day. But if it's saying "hello" then waiting for airpods to connect or your car, and losing service in spots, DON'T CALL ME.

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

@Phillip_Moore23 it was so good seeing you! I've missed you!

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

I need someone to check and see if I ate, because today the answer is no.

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

I'm about to just go into a little depression, don't mind me.

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

i wasn’t productive at all during the pandemic but it was actually my first pandemic so i think that’s fine

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

@Kaliskes Thank you for your kind words ☠️

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

Made it almost 29 years without a tick biting me. That streak ended today. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

I've discovered #MarriageOrMortgage so you know where to find me until I finish all the episodes.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Every girl that’s ever been mean to me is a nurse now and I don’t know what it means but I am scared to go to the hospital

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

Why do I keep having nightmares about the carwash!?!?

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

Why does leaving Yelp reviews bring me so much joy?????

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

I guess I'm about to start my period, ain't no other explanation for crying like a little bitch like this.

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

Picture this. You've never gone through an automatic carwash, it takes weeks to convince myself to drive through one. I do it. Everything's fine of course. Go to bed at night, then have a nightmare I got Tangled in the hoses destroying the whole carwash. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Danielle @ohiitsdanielle]

Join Robinhood with my link and we'll both get free stock 🤝 https://t.co/IxGqmk8lx1

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