Kyle Spiro

sometimes things are better on the rocks

[Kyle Spiro @ohitsjustSpiro]

Picked the wrong week to not drink...

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Anyone else have issues with @GetSpectrum internet going out multiple times a week??

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NHL and NBA report 0 Covid cases since entering the bubble. MLB reports 18+ Covid cases since the restart of the season. Moral of the story is that Bubble Boy was on to something and each of us need our own bubble

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Did those kids who ate tide pods a few years ago get coronavirus? If not, let’s take notes. They may have been way ahead of their time...

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Anyone else find something on Instagram they want to look up on the internet and repeat it a thousand times in your head to remember then you completely forgot what you wanted to look up? #thinkthinkthink

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@Ryanrobert27 He moves really fast

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My Apple Watch is the only thing getting me through 2020 at this point... “Stand Up”.... “Breathe”... thanks

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How are parents making their kids gourmet meals for breakfast before school in movies??? Waffles, pancakes, omelets... We got a granola bar and a nice shove out the door

[Kyle Spiro @ohitsjustSpiro]

Anyone else talk to themselves more than to other people?... or am I just talking to myself here?

[Kyle Spiro @ohitsjustSpiro]

Remember when you would drop food on the floor and the 5second rule was acceptable... now we gotta Lysol before every bite we take... I miss the old days

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Yo send that coronavirus bat over here to take care of these love bugs

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This shutdown sucks but I’ve never seen so many people outside and active. Even kids are outside playing in the streets. Some positivity during these unfortunate times

[Kyle Spiro @ohitsjustSpiro]

Beers in bed while finishing the second movie of the day... that’s how quarantine is treating me

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A tide pod sounds pretty good right about now...

[Kyle Spiro @ohitsjustSpiro]

Tigers looking good today. I like his chances

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I now understand why dogs are so excited to go on walks. This quarantine shit has me pumped for walks

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I would even watch an NBA game at this point... that’s how bad this has gotten... I need sports!!

[Kyle Spiro @ohitsjustSpiro]

Watching I Am Legend during this coronavirus shit has me feeling great...

[Kyle Spiro @ohitsjustSpiro]

Tom Hanks, among other things, survived years on a deserted island with a volleyball. You think coronavirus means anything? #lifeislikeaboxofchocolates #youneverknowwhatyouregoingtoget -besides coronavirus

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Fuck yeah Em