sam

24, manc

[sam @ohitssam_]

spent 4 hours on video call with friends and my heart is so full🥺 it’s been so long since I’ve had that

[sam @ohitssam_]

feel the pressure for these pall bearers having to walk up stairs with the coffin🫣

[sam @ohitssam_]

£5.50 for Bonjela?! You can fuck right off, I’d rather suffer

[sam @ohitssam_]

the relief when you buy someone a bday present for the first time and they actually like it😅

[sam @ohitssam_]

ever since Starbucks opened at work I have a daily struggle not to by myself an iced tea

[sam @ohitssam_]

not had a proper friend group in years, but tonight I spent hours just talking shit with a group of gals from work. It might be stressful but it has defo given me some amazing people😭💗

[sam @ohitssam_]

hot chocolate is a shout

[sam @ohitssam_]

someone take me to London for the Harry Styles pop up store😍

[U&Dave @davechannel]

Yeah you may have been stressed but have you ever been watching the UK at the top of the leaderboard before the public vote stressed #Eurovision

[sam @ohitssam_]

Living for this Mika medley

[sam @ohitssam_]

anyone else reach the level of stressed where they’re just angry?

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

therapist: whats your attachment style?
me: I dunno...pdf?

[sam @ohitssam_]

hot chocolate is definitely on the cards

[Luc @lucyycheyne]

i’m not a fan of e-tickets. what ever happened to keeping a big pile of tickets for all the gigs you’ve been to

[sam @ohitssam_]

no matter how long I work with children, it will always shock me how they won’t flush their shits in the toilet🤦‍♀️

[sam @ohitssam_]

gone from being hungover yday to a full-blown head cold today💀💀

[sam @ohitssam_]

when you need to sleep but the goss in the work group chat is too good👀

[sam @ohitssam_]

today I learned how to perform CPR on a baby - I need love and hot chocolate cos that was just a horrific thought😢

[New York Times Opinion @nytopinion]

“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks @JonathanPieNews, a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister.
“God bless America.” https://t.co/Hu6Q6q8TBp