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BLM ++ I love puzzles and hate teamwork ++ She/her

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@DaNanoBiologist only acceptable response

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@mollyfleck Absolutely the hell not. It's not a daycare. It's not a McDonalds.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

@allurequinn “i asked if i could get two honey mustards with my nuggets and she said no” -Selena Gomez

“the drive-thru lady?”

*Selena nods*

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@theadammcintyre If you don't want to get clowned on, don't put on a 40 minute clownshow

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

yeah i think about the roman empire

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

I am excited to see the responses to my "should we replace CEOs with AI?" piece from LinkedIn

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

anyway if anyone else has been cursed by a witch lately just know that you are not alone and together we will get through this

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PRIMINK IS BACK, PRAISE GOD

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@miel there are SO MANY pieces of media I would gladly pay for ten or eleven times, and yet *this* is what is put in front of me

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@miel this exists, yet I can only pay for Stardew Valley on PC one time.

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@squidnotes @amazon The limit on custom colors is killing me. Any chance one of the panels on the pre-set color menu could be swapped for a full panel of custom colors instead of the 12 most recent?

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Bless this angel. @mrbeardofficial
https://t.co/f37Fp1RFng

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

TWITTER USER #1884639. PLEASE VISIT YOUR LOCAL TWITTER COMMISSARIAT TO RECEIVE YOUR DAILY TWITTER RATION. TWITTER RATIONS ARE NOT A LEGAL TENDER AND CANNOT BE SOLD NOR TRADED. GLORY TO OUR OMNIPRESENT CHAIRMAN AND COMRADE MELON BUSK.

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Stop calling them "underage fans" and start calling them what they are, which is "children" #colleenballinger

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@xcharliegoldx it's the most audacious shit I've ever seen in my life and I mean that as disrespectfully as possible 😂

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@paytmitch right to jail. right away.

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@sisterinferior We understand it fine. We're telling you it's a disgusting opinion.

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@BeysPinkyFinger but I'm a bitch, I need carbs

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tell me you don't know anything about Elton John without telling me you don't know anything about Elton John

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

uh oh I have some bad news for you about what the rest of all of our lives are gonna be like 🙊