oliviUGH

not really the life of the party; at best I'm the faint pulse of a potluck she/hers

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

Casserole is a curse word in Minnesota.

it's a hot dish.

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

I like how my phone sometimes is just like, hey, I made a lil slide show for ya and set it to some soothing instrumental music

[Tina Smith @TinaSmithMN]

Thanks for the pro tip Amy — they really swept me off my feet

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

Sir, a second “Dear John” has hit John Mayer

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not

[Amanda Ach @amandaach]

Choosing which exclamation points to delete from my work email

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

This is sending me 😭

[Helluva Bottom Carter @bingomilf]

Nobody:

Christians:

[s @dollarbillbluez]

You’ll never guess how the drill instructor enters the frame https://t.co/AJK8nN7ZiC

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

@acweyand Also, I think it's important to talk to each other about these issues. People treat it as taboo, but if no one is talking about it, how can anyone gauge what's "normal." I had a hard time finding anyone that had similar symptoms, and I was always stressed about it.

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

@acweyand Yes! It took me years of fighting to find a Dr that took it seriously and worked to find the problem. Turns out I had a polyp in my uterus, and he biopsied it (benign, thankfully), and performed a hysteroscopy. I'm now one month passed that surgery and so so happy. Get checked!

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

Working with the public can be super rewarding at times, but a lot of the time it is absolutely draining.

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

@heckgiirl Excuse me but what the fuck

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

I have more I could add! But, if you're looking for book recommendations, I can hit you with some! I like thrillers, cheesy rom coms, mysteries (especially funny ones), and of course, I love a good smut novel.

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

I am 10 books behind my reading goal for the year, so I'm just reading books at hyper speed right now. Here's a few I've read recently!
1. The Maid, Nita Prose - quick read, interesting plot
2. Local Woman Missing, Mary Kubica - twisty, I was caught off guard by the twist

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

3. The Only Good Indians, Stephen Graham Jones - great plot, but I wasn't a fan of the writing style. It was really difficult to follow because of that, and I actually ended up using a reading guide to be able to keep track of the story.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Mr. Pickles, a critically endangered species of tortoise at the Houston Zoo, finally became a father at the age of 90. He and his partner, Mrs. Pickles, welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalapeño.
https://t.co/KfYXf7L5E0

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

she’s arresting trump

[oliviUGH @ohliveeyuh_]

Just realized that soon the lilacs will be blooming in my yard and that gave me a little boost